To simplify your decision making, I've compiled ten reasons my book is the perfect gift for anyone on your list.
1. Give it to your parents. After reading it, they'll rest smug in the knowledge that their offspring turned out better.
2. Give it to your friends. It will make the shameful drunken nights you've weathered together seem...well...less shameful.
3. Give it to your grandparents. They sooner they stroke out, the sooner your inheritance.
4. Give it to that rich person who you assume has everything. They don't. Now their life will be complete.
5. Give it to the homeless guy on the corner. Maybe he can trade it for a bottle of Listerine.
6. Give it to your child's daycare provider. Trust me, anyone who spends their days surrounded by ticking poop-bombs needs a laugh.
7. Give it to your pastor. Then maybe ask him to pray for me.
8. Give it to anyone famous you know. Seriously. Anyone famous who can read, of course. Not like a supermodel or something.
9. Give it to your spouse as evidence that they could be married to someone far, far worse.
10. Give it to anyone uppity you'd like to offend.
Orders can be placed through PayPal or Snail Mail currently.
Amazon order info coming soon.
$18 ea includes US shipping or 2/$30