She sleeps 22 hours a day, which I assumed was laziness but it must be a symptom of her depression.
Gabby always watches us when we wiggle on each other, but I figured that was simply so she'd know when we're done interrupting her quality time in bed.
On Friday I made Mark do yoga with me - every man's dream. Just a series of deep breathing and stretches and some soft music.
I found it very relaxing.
Mark found it an excuse to look down my shirt when I bent over.
And Gabby? Gabby found it a turn-on.
I upward un-dogged to see her getting tenderly to second base.
With my Chuck Taylor.
As she ardently made out with my shoe, the strains of The Pretenders can be heard in the background. I'll Stand By You, in fact, the song to which I came down the aisle. Our wedding song...defiled by the cat.
Mark intervened before she got to third base, though. She's only six.
THIS VIDEO IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SMALL CHILDREN
YOU CAN DEFINITELY SEE THE LUST IN GABBY'S EYES