My Autograph Collection

I've never really been much of an autograph whore, but my collection is growing.

David Sedaris autographed a book for me with poop recently, as you may recall. I bet you think it would be hard to top that autograph story, now wouldn't you? But you'd be wrong.

Because today I got an autographed FUCK in the mail...and it was damaged in handling.

Story of my life, people, story of my life.

You see, I ordered a FUCK from my friend AJ in Philly, which sounds rather more salacious than it is. He's a writing friend and apparently while I've been busy playing the newlywed game he's been...well, writing.

His book FRESH UNCENSORED CRITICAL KNOWLEDGE FOR YOUR LIFE is on sale now, so you should buy it from him, it'll make a great Christmas gift - but not for your kids, I'm sure it's inappropriate. I haven't read my damaged copy yet, so I can't give you a much of a review other than this:

AJ's my Philly Dawg, yo.

Give his book a shot!

He's smart and funny and I'm sure his book will be as well.

And also? Let's make sure his book becomes a bestseller, so my autographed copy is worth some bucks. I'm awfully broke and I'm pretty sure nobody's going to pay a premium for my only other autographed book, with a turd drawn in it by David Sedaris.