The Top Ten Reasons I Love My Boobs
1. They cushion my landing when I trip and fall.
2. They make my waist look
3. My cleavage doubles as a money clip.
4. They alert me to cold fronts in case I'm unsure of the weather.
5. They catch all my crumbs so I have something to snack on later.
6. They are the only part of my body that people appreciate for being large.
7. I could stash drugs underneath them. I mean, I could. But of course I wouldn't.
8. They prove the law of gravity in case I'm ever doubting physics.
9. Someday they will keep my belly button warm.
10. THEY ARE CANCER-FREE.
To all of my strong, amazing, boobalicious girlfriends who are walking 60 MILES this weekend to raise money for breast cancer research, my boobs and I salute you!
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| GO, GIRLS, GO!! |
You and your boobs rock, Tricia! Good job, friend!
ReplyDeleteI love your boobs too! Really! I DO!!! Get your smile on!!!
ReplyDeleteI luv them too!!!
ReplyDeleteIt gives me something to look at when you are talking to me,
when I just dont care what you are saying
or when iam not paying attention
Dviant
You kind of sound like a whore...
ReplyDeleteOMG! I, along with several friends, appreciate this perspective on the large and in charge chesticles.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
The crumb part is so true! But I like your last reason best.
ReplyDeleteLOL, your post has inspired me to do a self-exam. Who knew? I am now typing with one hand :-)
ReplyDeleteHaha nice!
ReplyDeleteYour posts are stress busters for me.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha ! i love my boobs too.. BUT! dont u get annoyed when u are trying to sleep on ur side and ur boobs just get in the way of ur arm so u have to bend and feel like a retard sleeping!
ReplyDeleteYour boobs are indeed quite nice, Tricia. :D
ReplyDeleteBoobs rule! :)
ReplyDeleteyippie for your boobies!
ReplyDeletemy latest bloggy about my right titty:
http://gratuitousviolet.blogspot.com/2011/05/wardrobe-malfunctions-part-1-or-what.html
And to think, I used to hate my breasts all my life. Thanks for teaching me to love the two sacks of fat hanging off my ribcage!
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