The Top Ten Reasons I Love My Boobs
1. They cushion my landing when I trip and fall.
2. They make my waist look
3. My cleavage doubles as a money clip.
4. They alert me to cold fronts in case I'm unsure of the weather.
5. They catch all my crumbs so I have something to snack on later.
6. They are the only part of my body that people appreciate for being large.
7. I could stash drugs underneath them. I mean, I could. But of course I wouldn't.
8. They prove the law of gravity in case I'm ever doubting physics.
9. Someday they will keep my belly button warm.
10. THEY ARE CANCER-FREE.
To all of my strong, amazing, boobalicious girlfriends who are walking 60 MILES this weekend to raise money for breast cancer research, my boobs and I salute you!
|GO, GIRLS, GO!!|